Thank You and Good Morning - Warren/Tofte

I don't know how I got here
Don't know who you are
I don't know what you want dear
Or where I parked my car

All I know is my head hurts
I think I've had too much
I don't know which came first,
The pickup line or the punch

But Thank you and good morning
Thank you thank you and good morning

I took too many lashings
From the bible belt
I've been with matches
It's the hand I was dealt

Thank you and good morning
Thank you thank you and good morning

Well I took a little trip down Pleasure House Road
I was ready to rock, ready to roll
After all a one night stand is just one night

I went to J.B.'s Emporium
To get my kicks, and then some
But my money and my pants were way too tight

I got a number on the napkin
Damned if I know what the hell happened to me?

I been drinking like an Anglo-Saxon
Living in sin, dying in action

All right!

Well I start up my engine
I pulled out of sight
I have no apprehensions
'Cause it was just one night

So Thank you and good morning
Thank you thank you and good morning