Well I walked out of the "1,2,3"
The "1,2,3", the "1,2,3"
Stepped out of the "1,2,3" and they locked the door

I stepped out in the summer heat
Of the "1,2,3", the "1,2,3"
I guess the movie's over

Now did you hear the one about the guy?
Oh yeah, I remember him this time
He won a million dollars yesterday
He scratched it all away

Down on the farm, Frank says government stacked the deck
Now he buys a 40 with his brand new welfare check
Mr. Keith says the problem is a lack of respect
He's the smartest guy I've ever met

Well I walked out of the "1,2,3"
The "1,2,3", the "1,2,3"
Stepped out of the "1,2,3" and they locked the door

I stepped out in the summer heat
Of the "1,2,3", the "1,2,3"
I guess the movie's over

I've always been a suburban cowboy
But I'd rather play the blues in Chicago, Illinois
I've got to escape from this country of Twain
And end every show with "Stains"

I'm on my way to Molsonian Statecraft
I'm on my way to have some laughs
But I'll meet you anytime you want
In our Chinese restaurant

Well I walked out of the "1,2,3"
The "1,2,3", the "1,2,3"
Stepped out of the "1,2,3" and they locked the door

I stepped out in the summer heat
Of the "1,2,3", the "1,2,3"
I guess the movie's over